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ohhhhhhhhhhhh goodness…he really should jump off that window hahahaha

I am not in favour of this joke. Not all secretaries are that cheap and loosed. Some have decent life styles. B

It is very true; i cut my wife cheating with her boss.Very terrible right?

You wanna stop your husband from cheating with a sexy, flirty secretary? Become his secretary. haha.

I agree with belinda’s comment.Not all secretaries are cheap and loosed. I’ve worked in offices here in abroad. It depends on how you present and handle yourself in the midst of men. If you are looking for trouble in life, then trouble comes. Ladies, those of you who are married, have a decency, love your husbands no matter what.

I agree with belnda’s comment. NOT all secretaries are cheap and loosed. I’ve worked in offices here and abroad. It depends on how you present and handle yourself in the midst of men. If you are looking for trouble, then trouble comes. Ladies, those of you who are married, have a decency, love your husbands no matter what and keep that commitment you made intact.

@goodie
That is horrible. I work in the office but I am single and still will not mess anyone here.

@ goodie
Did I read, you cut your wife? This reminds me of an incident while I was on duty in WA state. The husband got drunk and chopped his wife to pieces. Can you simply clear this out for people who read your comment?

Okay why is she on all fours with an envelope in her mouth. I don’t get it.

Some of the people who commented on this “joke” said they were secretaries YET check out their grammar, spelling, and attitude. Thank goodness they don’t work for me!! Besides – IT’S A JOKE, LIGHTEN UP FOR GOODNESS SAKE. That’s the trouble with this country today – THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE DEMANDING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, ESPECIALLY MINORITIES, NO ONE CAN LAUGH AT THEMSELVES, EVERYONE IS SO DARNED AFRAID OF STEPPING ON SOMEONE ELSES FEELINGS. I’m darn sick and tired of it!!

On Rick’s comment
Rick, this is the thing. You picked on secretaries. Some of us can basically say; “I am glad I don’t work for someone like you.” This is not our office. We can write short and sloppy here. Just being normal dear..Besides, check on your comment. I think you have some anger hidden inside of you. May I say, LIGHTEN UP man! LOL! This is not your office. It is an open space for us to make comment.

tee-hee

Yeah it’s a joke, but in reality some women really are too easy, it’s as if self value has transformed from a myth into a fairytale

This is stuuuuuuupid!

man are animals, they do whatever it takes for one thing only, no matter what.

It is very cheap joke. Not all sectretaries are loose character or cheap.

It is shemeful for a secretary to be…..with her boss,if u’are a secretary pliz hv principles in u’re life,at work so dat no one can drag them, tak care u secretary.

That the rule in offices, to bad for the boss though, ladies in offices are every man’s girl in the office………
no offence though there are some modesty girls

Secretaries in may have in time past been so cheap but I tell you not any more, they have dignity. I pray that mentality of time past we leave the mine of human beings.

Secretaries in time past may been so cheap but I tell you not any more, they have dignity. I pray that mentality of time past we leave the mine of human beings.

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Secretaries in time past may have been so cheap but I tell you not any more, they have dignity. I pray that mentality of time past we leave the minds of human beings.

Hi
The secretary in question was not mentioned as married or single, why worry? she may be single trying to anchor her ship in any man’s harbour, so, stop these criticisms.

Am a Secretary and will like to point out the fact that not all Secretaries are dat cheap and loose as is generally imagined by many out there. Besides it depend on the type of Boss you are working with, if he
is a God fearing type then the matter is settled. Thank God for the type of Boss(God fearing etc, lack words to express)am working with.

(Some of the people who commented on this “joke” said they were secretaries YET check out their grammar, spelling, and attitude. Thank goodness they don’t work for me……….!!) Rick! U went too far dat’s not fair, remb this is just a joke ” what do u thk?” u decided to pick on secretaries abi? dat’s too bad. Remb this is an open comment whereby everyone has right to express his/her views or feelings. pls change ur mindset it doesnt tell good of u. as rightly said, is not an office setup where u construct ur grammar ok, u are free to use ur choice of words ok.

everybody has a choice in what they do with their life that leaves them up for what ever they choose. we cannot be everyones conscience.

maybe it was only one floor, lol lol lol 10 points

oh, real funny

DANIEL, die it. it seems u support short cuts. how can it be that the secretary will find in her boss the best habour to anchor. if that works out, how then can work ethics be upheld and discipline enforced. all the same , the joke is cool but it is unfortunate that the boss could not decode earlier that the babe was soooooo cheap.He actually spent a lot for what he could have gotten through the corner. poor him

really not all secretaries are loose and it’s quite funny that some one is taking this thing too far(being abusive and all). Come to think of it, this does not happen to secretaries only! you do not have to be a secretary to have a boss right? although i know that the joke is about a secretary but let’s not blame the lady alone cos it takes two to tango!

All I can say is “good for the man”

Don’t we all agree he deserve it… what do you think? I pitty for his wife if he has one.

“I don’t know.” she sobbed. “My boss was always so nice to me. Two months ago he gave me a fur coat, last month a sports car and just today a diamond ring. Then he asked, what it would cost to be able to ravish me.”

“And what did you say to that?” asked the detective.

The secretary replied, “I just said, that the other men in the office always just gave me fifty dollars.”“Why did your boss jump out of the window?” the detective at the crime scene asked the secretary.That the bosses have so much money that they don’t live in the real world, If he had been one of us he would have known $50.00 was the going rate for this fillie, what is so wrong with this it was dumb but it was a good joke , no real meaning behind it
I can tell you a good one I went up to this beautiful Gal with a shape like a hour glass and i mean shape every thing just right and she had that beautiful face to go along with it and I was just kidding aroung with her and said if i gave you a million dollars would you let me make love to you and she said yes to my suprise and I said how about $50.00 dollars worth . and she climbed all over me, no love making but climbed all over ,so my ending story is you get what you pay for ,

the joke is nice but secretaries are decent bcos im one and i have never cheated on myself talkless of with my boss.

people in my office respect me bcos im decent

I do concur with Belinda, Lady Mariane it’s not all Secretaries that are loose with their bosses. Whether you are single or married. The most important thing is being principled and a God fearing person.

If your heart forces you to do so you can no matter what type of work whether you are a nurse, a general office worker etc.

It is a good joke for all I care, the boss was flabbergasted that everyone in the office has tasted what he was craving for. That was good for him bcos he felt as the boss with the big dough, the best always belonged to him. Good riddance.

Further, ladies and gents, this is all a joke to lighten our daily burdens, everyone is free to make his comments which are peculiar to him alone. If you want to make comments, talk on the subject and not on other people’s comments. You better not submit anything if you don’t have anything to say rather than pick on people for their comments. Happy weekend to you all.