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Tampon Confusion

February 4th, 2010

An attractive young woman out grocery shopping wheels her cart up to the checkout line, only to realize that she’s forgotten one item tampons. An attentive bagboy notices the woman’s bemused expression and asks if there’s a problem. “Oh, I just forgot to get something important,” the woman replies.

The bagboy, eager to assist a pretty customer, politely offers to go and get for her whatever item she’s forgotten. Quite embarrassed but in a hurry to leave, the young woman whispers to the bagboy that she needs a box of Tampax . “No problem,” he says, “I’ll be right back!”

The young woman is relieved and appreciates the help, as she waits at the register with a line forming behind her. Meanwhile, the bagboy has misunderstood the woman’s shyly whispered request, and is now searching for a box of thumbtacks. Eventually he finds the thumbtacks, but is confused by the different choices available. Imagine the young woman’s reaction when the bagboy comes trotting back up to the register calling to her “Miss, do you want the kind that you push in, or the kind that you hammer in?”

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  1. Shammy
    February 4th, 2010 at 10:46 | #1

    LMAO… guess she needs the one that you push in gently…

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  2. Adewunmi
    February 4th, 2010 at 12:17 | #2

    quite funny.

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  3. Jean
    February 4th, 2010 at 14:56 | #3

    At least she whispered what she wanted so the other customers probably did not hear her but if they did they had a good laugh too!

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  4. lovey
    February 4th, 2010 at 16:37 | #4

    leave it to a MAN

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  5. abigail
    February 4th, 2010 at 20:47 | #5

    nice it really made crack up lol

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  6. meza
    February 5th, 2010 at 05:05 | #6

    hehehehe gently does it…. with a rubber mallet don’t want to bruise the soft velvet upholstery…….

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  7. charlie
    February 5th, 2010 at 19:43 | #7

    thats a male for ya lol :D

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  8. money maker girl in the world
    February 6th, 2010 at 17:13 | #8

    Nope My mom said that tampon will get stuck in you have to go to the doctor to get ti out…I rather wear a pad must easier….
    (Smile)

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  9. Jean
    February 6th, 2010 at 17:34 | #9

    And how old are you my dear?

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