River Crossing
February 9th, 2010
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river.
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Tampon Confusion
February 4th, 2010
An attractive young woman out grocery shopping wheels her cart up to the checkout line, only to realize that she’s forgotten one item tampons. An attentive bagboy notices the woman’s bemused expression and asks if there’s a problem. “Oh, I just forgot to get something important,” the woman replies.
Men And Women Are Not Alike
July 9th, 2009
Admitting Mistakes:
Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted that he was wrong was Gen. George Custer.
Bathrooms:
A man has six items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, toothpastem, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items and what they are used for.
Cameras:
Men take photography very seriously. They’ll shell out $4000 for state-of-the-art equipment, and build darkrooms, and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics, and often produce better-looking shots.
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