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Rectum Stretcher

October 8th, 2009

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, “What’s the hurry? “

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Tickets to the Ball

September 13th, 2009

A California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over a woman for speeding. Read more…

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Blonde Caught Speeding

May 20th, 2009

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked.

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