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February 23rd, 2010
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Redneck Valentine’s Poem
February 10th, 2010
Kudzu is green,
My dog’s name is Blue
And I’m so lucky,
To have a sweet thang like you.
Redneck Love Poem
February 10th, 2010
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE;
SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
Redneck Vasectomy
January 29th, 2010
After their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children..
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
‘A less costly alternative, ‘ said the doctor, ‘is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in redneck country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.’
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