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Quotes About Life

July 9th, 2009

Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.

Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

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Hilarious Quotes

March 23rd, 2009

It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

At least you’re not being rectally probed by aliens.

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Top Funny Bumper Stickers

March 19th, 2009

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