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A Pirate & a Steering Wheel

November 16th, 2009

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So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

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Magic Beer

October 25th, 2009

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

“Magic Beer”, he says.

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Crap Pot

September 13th, 2009

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The Nun at Hooters

August 10th, 2009

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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

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Not My Drink!

July 9th, 2009

There’s this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.”

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