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Rectum Stretcher

October 8th, 2009

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, “What’s the hurry? “

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Missing Car

September 27th, 2009

A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his hands. He’s moaning something about ‘They took my car!’. Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the man. Read more…

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Hello Kitty Arrested

September 17th, 2009

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Tickets to the Ball

September 13th, 2009

A California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over a woman for speeding. Read more…

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Fast State Trooper

August 20th, 2009

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