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Actual answering machine messages recorded and verified by the World famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers:

1.) My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished washing dishes.

2.) A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So leave a message.

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Phone won’t stop ringing? Here’s what you do…

Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it.

The brand-new $10 million Ribrock Plaza Motel opened nearby and had acquired almost the same telephone number as Leola.

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PHONE RINGS

“Hello?”

“Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”

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