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Admitting Mistakes:
Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted that he was wrong was Gen. George Custer.

Bathrooms:
A man has six items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, toothpastem, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items and what they are used for.

Cameras:
Men take photography very seriously. They’ll shell out $4000 for state-of-the-art equipment, and build darkrooms, and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics, and often produce better-looking shots.

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admin Funny Jokes genders, men, women

Men are like…..Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!

Men are like…..Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Men are like…..Blenders.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.”

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.

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admin Funny Jokes bars, dumb people, men, pubs, wives

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They’re totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
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admin Funny Lists cats, dogs, men, women

• “I’m going fishing.” Really means… “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.”
• “Let’s take your car.” Really means…. “Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas.”
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