River Crossing

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river.

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river.

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

1. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One . . . . . men will screw anything.

1) If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, your aiming too high!
2) Women dont make fool’s of men–Most of them are the do-it-yourself type.
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