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		<title>Sperm Sample</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
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A 75-year old man went to his doctor&#8217;s office to get a                        sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, &#8220;Take         [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chances of My Recovering</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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A patient was suffering from a disease and he was badly in trouble so he went to the doctor and asked:
Patient : &#8220;what are the chances of my recovering doctor?&#8221;
Doctor : &#8220;one hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Colonoscopies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
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Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous&#8230;.. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. &#8220;Take it easy, Doc. You&#8217;re boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. &#8220;Find Amelia Earhart yet?&#8221;
3. &#8220;Can you hear me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Walmart Diagnosis</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, &#8220;My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor.&#8221;
&#8220;Listen, you don&#8217;t have to spend that kind of money,&#8221; Mike replies. &#8220;There&#8217;s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the
computer will tell you what&#8217;s wrong [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heart Surgeon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 23:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Jerry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Samuel Kaiser, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.
Jerry, who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, “Hey Kaiser. Is dat you? Come over here a minute.”
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Knob</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
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A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called &#8216;The Knob,&#8217; where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman&#8217;s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted &#8216;The Knob.&#8217;
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		<title>The Duck Hunter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
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A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak&#8230;. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged&#8230; shooting him in the genitals.
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		<title>Blonde Medical Dictionary</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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Artery&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Study of paintings
Bacteria&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Backdoor to cafeteria
Barium&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..What to do when treatment fails
Bowel&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Letter like A E I O or U
Ceasarean Section&#8230;.District in Rome
Cat Scan&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Searching for Kitty
Cauterize&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Make eye contact with her
Colic&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Sheep Dog
Coma&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Punctuation Mark
Congenital&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Friendly
D &#38; C&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Where Washington is
Dilate&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;To live long
Enema&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Not a friend
Fester&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Quicker
Genital&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Non-Jewish
Hang Nail&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Coat Hook
Impotent&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Distinguished, well known
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Morbid&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Higher offer
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Post op&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Letter Carrier
Recovery Room&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Place to apholster
Rectum&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Dang [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Senior Couple Checkup</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
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An old couple go to the doctor for their yearly physicals. One-at-a time the doctor brings them into the examination room, starting with the husband.
&#8220;Well, Mr. Smith, you&#8217;re in great shape for a man your age,&#8221; says the doctor. The man replies, &#8220;Well doc, I don&#8217;t drink, I don&#8217;t smoke, and the good Lord looks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Labor Pains</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother&#8217;s labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. [...]]]></description>
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