Sam and Becky are celebrating the valentines day. Sam says to her, ‘Becky, I was wondering – have you ever cheated on me?’
Becky replies, ‘Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…’
I was happy.
My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?”
“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…”
Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language…things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please mama!”
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