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Important Lesson to Learn

November 9th, 2009

I was happy.

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

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Rude Words

July 4th, 2009

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?”

“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…”

Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language…things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please mama!”

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Three Ring Marriage

June 17th, 2009

Marriage is a three ring circus:

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Man Chops Off His Penis

June 2nd, 2009

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Shortest Fairy Tale

May 24th, 2009

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