An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.”
The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
There were three guys working on the 50th floor of a building. One was Mexican, one was Irish, and the other was a blonde. Well one day they were sitting eating lunch, dangling their feet doing nothing much.
The Mexican guy opens up his lunchbox and he takes out a taco. He exclaims “My wife always packs me tacos for lunch! taco’s Taco’s TACO’S!!! I am sick of tacos!!! Can’t she pack me something different?!?! If she gives me a taco one more time I am going to jump off this building!!!”
The following supposedly a true story.
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said “Because I don’t believe you are over 21.”
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