Beer Goggles
April 12th, 2009
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Posts Tagged ‘drinking’
Difficult Things to Say When You’re Drunk
April 6th, 2009
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk:
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Five Levels of Drinking
March 29th, 2009
LEVEL 1: It’s 11:00 on a weeknight, you’ve had a few beers. Just as you get up to leave because you have work the next day, one of your friends buys another round. One of your *unemployed* friends. Here at level one you think to yourself, “Oh come on, this is silly, as long as I get seven hours of sleep, I’ll be fine.”
Cheap Beer
March 29th, 2009
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
“Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.”
“One penny?!” exclaimed the guy.
Hangover Ratings Guide
March 28th, 2009
One-Star Hangover: No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a steak bomb and a side of gravy fries from any truck stop USA.
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