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		<title>Saying the Right Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company&#8217;s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn&#8217;t taste like alcohol at all. He didn&#8217;t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drinking Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he&#8217;ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horse in a Bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Three Pints of Guinness</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender asks him, &#8220;You know, a pint goes flat after I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Stages of Drunkenness</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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Stage 1 &#8211; SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beer Goggles</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 02:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Difficult Things to Say When You&#8217;re Drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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Things that are difficult to say when you&#8217;re drunk:
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you&#8217;re drunk:
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you&#8217;re drunk:
a) Thanks, but I don&#8217;t want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Levels of Drinking</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
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LEVEL 1: It&#8217;s 11:00 on a weeknight, you&#8217;ve had a few beers. Just as you get up to leave because you have work the next day, one of your friends buys another round. One of your *unemployed* friends. Here at level one you think to yourself, &#8220;Oh come on, this is silly, as long as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cheap Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 04:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
&#8220;Certainly, sir, that&#8217;ll be 1 cent.&#8221;
&#8220;One penny?!&#8221; exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, &#8220;Yes.&#8221;
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, &#8220;Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?&#8221;
&#8220;Certainly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hangover Ratings Guide</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 03:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
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 One-Star Hangover: No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. Even [...]]]></description>
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