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		<title>Sperm Sample</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
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A 75-year old man went to his doctor&#8217;s office to get a                        sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, &#8220;Take         [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chances of My Recovering</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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A patient was suffering from a disease and he was badly in trouble so he went to the doctor and asked:
Patient : &#8220;what are the chances of my recovering doctor?&#8221;
Doctor : &#8220;one hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Colonoscopies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
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Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous&#8230;.. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. &#8220;Take it easy, Doc. You&#8217;re boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. &#8220;Find Amelia Earhart yet?&#8221;
3. &#8220;Can you hear me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bubba Sues</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
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Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, &#8220;Is it true they&#8217;re suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?&#8221;
&#8220;Yes, Bubba, that is true.&#8221;
&#8220;And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries &#8230; is that true, mister [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Feeding</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 23:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor&#8217;s examining room,     waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby&#8217;s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. &#8216;Breast-fed,&#8217; she replied.
&#8216;Well, strip down to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heart Surgeon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 23:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Jerry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Samuel Kaiser, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.
Jerry, who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, “Hey Kaiser. Is dat you? Come over here a minute.”
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Knob</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
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A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called &#8216;The Knob,&#8217; where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman&#8217;s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted &#8216;The Knob.&#8217;
Over the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Duck Hunter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
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A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak&#8230;. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged&#8230; shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Labor Pains</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother&#8217;s labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Need Samples</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, &#8220;I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.&#8221;
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: &#8220;WHAT?&#8221;
&#8220;What did he say? [...]]]></description>
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