Sperm Sample
October 13th, 2009
A 75-year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.” Read more…
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Chances of My Recovering
October 2nd, 2009
A patient was suffering from a disease and he was badly in trouble so he went to the doctor and asked:
Colonoscopies
September 22nd, 2009
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: Read more…
Bubba Sues
June 5th, 2009
Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, “Is it true they’re suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?”
“Yes, Bubba, that is true.”
Baby Feeding
May 11th, 2009
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. ‘Breast-fed,’ she replied.
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