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Terminal Irish Man

March 17th, 2010

An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve got some bad news for you…you have the cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.” Murphy, shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character, managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor’s office into the waiting room.

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Little Ear Doctor

November 29th, 2009

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Sperm Sample

October 13th, 2009

A 75-year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.” Read more…

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Chances of My Recovering

October 2nd, 2009

A patient was suffering from a disease and he was badly in trouble so he went to the doctor and asked:

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Colonoscopies

September 22nd, 2009

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: Read more…

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