A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later, “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes later… “Da-aaad….” “What??” “I’m Thirsty!Can I have a drink of water?” “I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!” Five minutes later……”DAAAA-AAAAD……” “WHAT!!” “When you come in to spank me…can you bring a drink of water?”
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Reason 1
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
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A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?”
“Ten,” she replied.
“What are their names?” he asked.
“David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David,” she answered.
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