Pregnant Blonde
November 6th, 2009
Bambi, a buxom blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. Read more…
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Late Night Caller
October 16th, 2009
Rectum Deodorant
October 14th, 2009
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Drunk Blonde Joke
October 7th, 2009
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ”You wanna hear a blonde joke?” Read more…
Contractor
September 9th, 2009
A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, “Now, in the living room, I’d like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm.” The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, “Green side up!” The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide.
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