A Pirate & a Steering Wheel
So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.
So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
“Magic Beer”, he says.

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
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