Angry Wife

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey and a glass. “Something wrong, pal?” asks the bartender.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey and a glass. “Something wrong, pal?” asks the bartender.
So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
“Magic Beer”, he says.
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