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Stay Young Prayer

September 21st, 2009

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the lord my shape to keep.

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After 40 Cake

July 26th, 2009

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Secret for Longevity

May 18th, 2009
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The Knob

April 29th, 2009

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A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called ‘The Knob,’ where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted ‘The Knob.’

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Retirement

April 28th, 2009

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A word to the wise. For all those who are retired and those who hope to retire. I suggest that you pay close attention to Jims’ tale.

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND:

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are overly sensitive, and there’s nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

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