Stay Young Prayer
September 21st, 2009

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles,
Please no bags,
Please lift my butt,
Before it sags.
Please no age spots,
Please no gray,
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy,
Please keep me young,
And thank you, Dear Lord,
For all that youve done!!
~AMEN~
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huh?
@lovey Hon, how old are you? Pretty young I think if you don’t get this one. LOL
Some women need to pray more than others!
Better whatch what you pray for, know somone who prayed to lose weight and got cancer. might think its funny, but I dont play around with Prayer.
I pray to stay in a good shape, well, Round is a shape, so that works for me,
You are right! Prayer is serious! My mother prayed something would stop my trip to Ecuador. Three weeks ago i was involved in a serious bike accident. No Ecuador this year!
i didn’t know that it’s okay to ask from the Lord that has something to do with our vanity. hmmm. for sure, He won’t let us wait in vain – for our prayers to be heard just so keeping young and beautiful is our main concern.
yeah prayer is true and all that but dont think that would happen what she prayed for that just goes with getin old
great prayer, gud for those of us who are of a certain age. it really made me laugh too. ha ha.
has nothing to do with vanity or testing god. pls, let us all learn to laugh at ourselves, it is healthy.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
How can i Pray for my body to look that way if it never was in the first place… Now, if i pray for improvements to what exists in every persons minds eye, as to what i perceive it to be also as what they conclude with me as it is i see. Then how is God in his wisdom going to get a clear cut idea of where or what to start on first??????
prayers are not meant to be jokes
@Bob Marshall A good comment
WOW!!definately God did listen to that prayer.
and gratented the young woman all she had asked for.
pls let my breasts not sag as I cannot afford surgery to lift them lol
pray on baby
she must be the millenium joker
@okosisi abagana
what a prayer!!!!!!!!!!!! would that pass the roof top?
There is no god so who cares?