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Stay Young Prayer

September 21st, 2009
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Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles,
Please no bags,
Please lift my butt,
Before it sags.

Please no age spots,
Please no gray,
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy,
Please keep me young,
And thank you, Dear Lord,
For all that youve done!!

~AMEN~

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  1. lovey
    September 21st, 2009 at 15:17 | #1

    huh?

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  2. Jean
    September 21st, 2009 at 16:56 | #2

    @lovey Hon, how old are you? Pretty young I think if you don’t get this one. LOL

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  3. Bob Marshall
    September 21st, 2009 at 17:24 | #3

    Some women need to pray more than others!

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  4. thedonkey
    September 21st, 2009 at 18:24 | #4

    Better whatch what you pray for, know somone who prayed to lose weight and got cancer. might think its funny, but I dont play around with Prayer.

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  5. Kittyluvr
    September 21st, 2009 at 19:30 | #5

    I pray to stay in a good shape, well, Round is a shape, so that works for me, :)

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  6. Bob Marshall
    September 21st, 2009 at 20:35 | #6

    You are right! Prayer is serious! My mother prayed something would stop my trip to Ecuador. Three weeks ago i was involved in a serious bike accident. No Ecuador this year!

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  7. babes O.
    September 22nd, 2009 at 00:20 | #7

    i didn’t know that it’s okay to ask from the Lord that has something to do with our vanity. hmmm. for sure, He won’t let us wait in vain – for our prayers to be heard just so keeping young and beautiful is our main concern.

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  8. pimpster965
    September 22nd, 2009 at 06:17 | #8

    yeah prayer is true and all that but dont think that would happen what she prayed for that just goes with getin old

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  9. beatrice pratt, university of ghana
    September 22nd, 2009 at 07:25 | #9

    great prayer, gud for those of us who are of a certain age. it really made me laugh too. ha ha.

    has nothing to do with vanity or testing god. pls, let us all learn to laugh at ourselves, it is healthy.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

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  10. meza
    September 22nd, 2009 at 07:46 | #10

    How can i Pray for my body to look that way if it never was in the first place… Now, if i pray for improvements to what exists in every persons minds eye, as to what i perceive it to be also as what they conclude with me as it is i see. Then how is God in his wisdom going to get a clear cut idea of where or what to start on first??????

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  11. okosisi abagana
    September 22nd, 2009 at 08:54 | #11

    prayers are not meant to be jokes

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  12. Amir Adel
    September 22nd, 2009 at 12:37 | #12

    @Bob Marshall A good comment

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  13. chiluba
    September 24th, 2009 at 04:24 | #13

    WOW!!definately God did listen to that prayer.
    and gratented the young woman all she had asked for.

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  14. Elma
    September 24th, 2009 at 07:12 | #14

    pls let my breasts not sag as I cannot afford surgery to lift them lol

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  15. ROSITA
    September 25th, 2009 at 05:41 | #15

    pray on baby

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  16. ROSITA
    September 25th, 2009 at 06:02 | #16

    she must be the millenium joker

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  17. ROSITA
    September 25th, 2009 at 06:33 | #17

    @okosisi abagana

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  18. jennifer
    September 28th, 2009 at 11:20 | #18

    what a prayer!!!!!!!!!!!! would that pass the roof top?

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  19. God is dead
    November 10th, 2009 at 02:24 | #19

    There is no god so who cares?

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