Sperm Sample
A 75-year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,
“Well, doc, it’s like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”
The doctor was shocked. “You asked your NEIGHBOUR?”
The old man replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn’t get the damn jar open!”
Get your mind out of the gutter!!!
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This is really to cute , I can just see the expressions on the Dr’s face LOL
Huh!!! The old man should have tried heating up the lid first before calling the neighbor for help…
Hey Jim, If he did that, then it wouldn’t be a joke! LOL
dis man is smart, i cant stop laughing
well i just would of craped right on top of the lid LOL JK JK JK JK witch means just kidding
Good one funny but how did she get her mouth over the jar? I like to meet her. ha.
This one’s funny…no really
I think the old man really got the doc. I know the doc thought at the beggining that the old boy was referring to how to get the sperm rather than how they tried hard to open the jar. Ha> It’s really funny!
Wow… would love to see the look on the Dr.’s face
hahahahaha poor old fella after wasting all his time and energy on the jar lid i doubt he would have had the energy left to leave a deposit in the jar
i didn’t get it. can some1 explain it to me plz???????
hajara……….sorry, it’s too late for u if u didn’t get it
hahahaha!!! very funny…
real fun this is unblieverable. digressing to the main point
that got me and yes my mind goes there even on bad days
i couldnt stop laughing. very funny