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Soiled Sheets

October 30th, 2009

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,

“What the heck is going on?”

The drunk, still staring down, replied:

“I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost.”

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  1. shorty
    October 30th, 2009 at 20:45 | #1

    This was really a good one.

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  2. micheg
    October 30th, 2009 at 20:50 | #2

    …never heard this one before…reallly great…I’m laughing out loud and my dogs are looking at me like I’m crazy…

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  3. tony
    October 31st, 2009 at 00:12 | #3

    hahahahahaha yeah you wish

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  4. Jean
    October 31st, 2009 at 00:17 | #4

    EEEEEWWWW!!!!!!

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  5. Lilly
    October 31st, 2009 at 03:18 | #5

    Ewww but real funny!!

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  6. meza
    October 31st, 2009 at 07:48 | #6

    peeeeeeeeeeeeew what a stinker hahahahahaha

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  7. nicodorable
    November 3rd, 2009 at 05:08 | #7

    funny one

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