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Smart Pig

February 6th, 2010

A travelling salesman came upon an old farmer sitting on his porch, next to the farmer was a pig with only one leg. The salesman was about to give his sales pitch when his curiosity got the best of him.

“Excuse me sir, but why does your pig only have one leg?” asked the salesman.

“Well sonny , I’ll tell ya. One day I was out plowing the back 40 when my tractor overturned, pinning me underneath. I was losing blood and thought I would die when that pig came running. He dug and rooted around with his nose till he got me out and he dragged me back to the house. Saved my life that pig did.”

“Wow, that’s really amazing,” said the salesman, “but I still don’t know why the pig only has one leg.”

“Well I’ll tell ya,” said the farmer. “One night me and the wife were asleep at about 3am when a fire broke out in the kitchen. Well that pig broke down the door, came into our bedroom waking us up and getting us out before the fire could get us, saved our lives that pig did!”

“Well that’s really great but why does the pig only have one leg?”

“Well sonny, when you get a pig that smart, you don’t want to eat him all at once!”

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  1. sushi lover
    February 6th, 2010 at 10:44 | #1

    Bet that pigs name was Jean

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  2. Big Al
    February 6th, 2010 at 11:03 | #2

    that joke is so old I remember falling of my dinosaur the first time I heard it

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  3. Jean
    February 6th, 2010 at 11:53 | #3

    @sushi lover- that makes me a hero- saving lives even from starvationLOL

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  4. tweetymel
    February 7th, 2010 at 01:24 | #4

    hehehe, ungrateful owner

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  5. Sue
    February 7th, 2010 at 02:21 | #5

    @sushi lover
    Seems to me you are spitting out some hate words at Jean SushiLover–and I bet your breath stinks from all that sushi…Seems like this is supposed to be a civil website–not one to be criticizing and putting people down!

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  6. meza
    February 7th, 2010 at 06:18 | #6

    Geeeez….. i hope he was joking…..poor brave little piggy……..

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  7. Ray
    February 7th, 2010 at 14:04 | #7

    This is an OLD joke.

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  8. mayr
    February 8th, 2010 at 06:03 | #8

    @Ray.give us then a new joke

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  9. Adewunmi
    February 9th, 2010 at 05:05 | #9

    Smartness took away one of the pig’s legs, what a pity a lives saver and a good pet.

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  10. Reckless
    February 12th, 2010 at 04:01 | #10

    @ Sue – I think Jean (the object of the joke) is actually comfortable with it, so why are you taking it so personally?

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  11. lovey
    February 12th, 2010 at 17:25 | #11

    TO GOOD TO BE TRUE

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  12. Gino G.
    February 24th, 2010 at 23:21 | #12

    @lovey
    I am with you ! why do people have arguments over comments ?

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