Smart Bartender
An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.
The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.
The man said, “Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is the restroom?”
The bartender quickly replied, “The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street.”
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I know that’s right (tee-hee)
how did tyhe armless man manage to put his money in his wallet en the pocket?he is a jerk.wat he should have done is stay home en send some one who acn buy ad drink for him en also be tiping the drink on his lips.he mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smart bartender:)
he managed to Shake that one off without spilling a drop………*
if he didnt have legs he would make a good floor mat,, i rate this a 10
Can’t be smarter, that barman! Otherwise he would’ve had the unpleasant task of cleaning up.
Very smart bartender hahaha didn’t see that one coming