Sick Wife

A redneck arrived home from work one day and found, to his dismay, his young wife laying on the couch with a very swollen esaphagus & neck with a high fever.

He immediately put her in his pickup truck and drove her to the
emergency room of a local hospital.

They, in turn, admitted her into the Intensive Care Unit and asked that he wait in the waiting room.

After 2 hours of pacing, the man was getting increasingly more irritated and upset. Then, finally the ICU doctor came through the door and approached him.

The redneck blurted out, "What the hell's wrong with mah wife, Doc?!"

The doctor looked at him calmly & said, "Mr. Jackson, I think your wife has acute angina, and I want to keep her here tonight."

With a very loud voice, the redneck said, "Like hell!! I think it's cute too, but what are you doin' lookin' at it anyway when the problem's in her neck?!!"