Rude Words
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?”
“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…”
Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language…things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please mama!”
“Sarah, Sarah,” her mother said, “calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?”
“Please don’t make me tell you, mama,” wept the daughter, “I’m so embarrassed they’re just too awful! Come get me, please!”
“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset…. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!”
Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, mama…words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!”
April 19, 2012 @ 10:34 pm
I? love you shakira
September 23, 2009 @ 6:43 pm
that was gay
July 11, 2009 @ 10:34 am
for today Women those words are the end” the married woman of today wants what she can get from you and that is that for she has sugar daddys giving her what you don’t have is good old Fashioned Money , You are drinking , smoking or druging up all the familys money, and you expect for her to give you her goodies when you dont have any money, Marrriage is a legal term for having a prositute if you pay her money jewelery, MInk Coats , a new car , cigerattes, new clothes money in her bank account than we will get up off the goodies that you can have , if you pay for it and that is the end,I frankley wish the goverment would allow prositutation for you can get your moneys worth of goodies and have money for a beer or two,
July 11, 2009 @ 2:25 am
haha those words CAN be scary.
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