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July 4th, 2009

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?”

“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…”

Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language…things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please mama!”

“Sarah, Sarah,” her mother said, “calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?”

“Please don’t make me tell you, mama,” wept the daughter, “I’m so embarrassed they’re just too awful! Come get me, please!”

“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset…. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!”

Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, mama…words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!”

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  1. Shirley Denise Griffiths
    July 5th, 2009 at 12:44 | #1

    Cute;Really Cute

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  2. Francis
    July 5th, 2009 at 16:04 | #2

    Welcome to the Club ha ha ha

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  3. she
    July 5th, 2009 at 16:32 | #3

    ohhhhh those words are so offensive hahahahahaha

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  4. Joe Leone
    July 5th, 2009 at 16:47 | #4

    There is one more that is even worse than all of them; it is “WORK”!

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  5. Savanah
    July 5th, 2009 at 17:10 | #5

    men should not make women clean iron cook and wash stuff the lazy buttholes should do it themselvees

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  6. okosisi abagana
    July 5th, 2009 at 19:38 | #6

    womem should be ready for those horrible 4 letter words before saying “i do”.

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  7. genevive
    July 5th, 2009 at 22:02 | #7

    There is nothing wrong with the 4 letter words.Boys as well as girls should be taugh to use them every day. Mothers are not servants to children especially grown ups.

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  8. becky
    July 6th, 2009 at 04:01 | #8

    OH……….dats isnt awful words dearie.its absolutely means WORK.learn how to use ur hands

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  9. showrpowr
    July 6th, 2009 at 05:09 | #9

    i DIDN’T SEE PUSH, PULL,MOVE

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  10. Thesso
    July 9th, 2009 at 05:40 | #10

    Thats cute.

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  11. kelsey
    July 11th, 2009 at 02:25 | #11

    haha those words CAN be scary.

    :)

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  12. nick
    July 11th, 2009 at 10:34 | #12

    for today Women those words are the end” the married woman of today wants what she can get from you and that is that for she has sugar daddys giving her what you don’t have is good old Fashioned Money , You are drinking , smoking or druging up all the familys money, and you expect for her to give you her goodies when you dont have any money, Marrriage is a legal term for having a prositute if you pay her money jewelery, MInk Coats , a new car , cigerattes, new clothes money in her bank account than we will get up off the goodies that you can have , if you pay for it and that is the end,I frankley wish the goverment would allow prositutation for you can get your moneys worth of goodies and have money for a beer or two,

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  13. eric
    September 23rd, 2009 at 18:43 | #13

    that was gay

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