Rude Greeting Cards
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…
(Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life…
(Inside card) – I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am…
(Inside card) – That you’re not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go…
(Inside card) – Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry…
(Inside card) – Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age…
(Inside card) – Almost lifelike!
7.. When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
(Inside card) – Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your promise.
8. We’ve been friends for a very long time…
(Inside card) – What do you say we stop?
9. I’m so miserable without you…
(Inside card) – It’s almost like you’re still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy…
(Inside card) – Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket…
(Inside card) – I’d miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday…
(Inside card) – So we’re having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in
Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)
14. Looking back over the years we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder…
(Inside card) – What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!…
(Inside card) – Too bad no one likes your husband.
Comments
12 comments
this is CRAZIE…LMAO
@nneoma
# 13 is hella funny lol… actually they all are lol
I like #7
Yep # 14………… Thank Goodness!!!! since then i have not been taking those ‘STUPID PILLS’ …………. of your so called sincerity and deception, sugar coated love is just that, sugar coated, that left a bitter taste for my memory to remember, now each time a hand reaches out to me, to touch this gullible heart. I fade away into the shadows and become no more there. A ghost fleeing, scampering away into the emptiness of a long and endless journey. Afraid this loving and caring one, lies shivering alone and dreams of hope. A gentle breeze of happiness to heal a lonely heart………and never again to say
“What Ever Was I Thinking”!!!!!!
@meza
you said it all for me. nothing better to write.
@MEZA You should consider writing a novel, seriously, You have a way with words that very few of us do.
@Meza, You too huh? Did yours put you in a NUT HUT? Stupid bastards. May they ROT IN HELL.
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@# 7 its really time for one to keep the promise.
en @ # 14 i really wat i was doing to dump it.
So your daughter is a hooker and it’s ruined your day….
(inside) Look on the bright side it’s really great pay.
conGRADulations!!!….
we’re finally rid of you after 18 years of hell.
(graduation from high school)
I love this song, and this video. How can people dislike Norman Reedus in this video? Come? on.