River Crossing
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river.
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, “God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.” Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, “God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.” Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
April 19, 2012 @ 9:21 am
What song?????????
April 19, 2012 @ 8:32 am
Ahh this song brings back so many memories.? Love it!!!!
April 18, 2012 @ 7:42 am
omg i love this song and i am? a big fan i am like the bigest fan ever
March 12, 2012 @ 1:54 am
yeah I’ve seen this before–but it is still funny
March 11, 2012 @ 5:18 pm
i think women are smarter than men anyway
March 11, 2012 @ 1:05 pm
very old tale ……….
March 11, 2012 @ 1:13 pm
Fiction always is!
March 10, 2012 @ 11:39 am
When God makes the woman…He thought as a very complex of His all Creation…and that it is shows…
March 10, 2012 @ 11:30 am
Just remember, it is a joke, & they are always fictional! No realism involved.
February 18, 2010 @ 8:51 am
lol very funny