Redneck Gas Station
There was this gas station in “redneck country” trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a “redneck” customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, “No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time”.
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, “Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time”.
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, “I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t give away free sex”. The buddy replied, “No, it’s not rigged — my wife won twice last week.”
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DUM!!!
Nice..
i wonder if he got it this time ha ha ha
Cute, Jon, very cute!!
silly !
veryyyyy funnnnny , hhaaaa,hhaaaa, , rate it a 5
damn thats f***ed up that means the proprietor f***ed his wife wow damn dumb guy didnt even know if it was me i would have kicked his ass hehehe lmao
real trick of the gas station ownwer.
Must really be a redneck thing.
lol
Well, let him stop trying. since the proprietor is a man, only women can win the lottery. The proprietor profits at all ends, full tank sales and sex without pay. It is good to own a gas station
The only thing that is different here is your getting sex every time you fill up The Big Oil People like the Bushs are Screwing you weather you know it or not
tee-hee
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dumb