Rectum Stretcher
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, “What’s the hurry? “
I replied, “I’m late for work.”
“Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?”
I responded, “I’m a rectum stretcher.”
The cop said “What is a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?”
I said, “Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it’s about 6 foot wide.”
The cop asked me, “What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?”
I simply replied, “You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge…”
The ticket — $95 dollars.
The look on his face, PRICELESS
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BOOOOO!!!!!!
this guy must have been driving in our neck of the woods.check point checkie.
good going wayne lol…….
He must have been driving through West Baden, Indiana for sure!
If you don’t want them to give you a ticket DON’T BREAK THE SPRRD LIMIT! That is their job and they are trained for many other things, like protecting your butts from bad guys. Who do we call if someone steals your car or breaks into your house or takes your child? Think about it!!
PS mispelled SPEED
Jean’s obviously a cop with no sense of humor
No, gillesmt, Jean is right on every point. we should obey the law and when we don’t and get caught take it and go on your way and maybe thank the officer for the job that he does. If you have not been a police officer then you do not have any way of knowing what they put up with. They have to be alert all the time and watch every one like they are the one who might kill or harm them and the next time one of them helps you when you need help you will remember. I know the thankless job that it is as I was a police officer for 5 years in Texas.
GOD BLESS
Wow, he sure cross his mouth speed limit
@abayomi: neat
@ROY THANK YOU!!!! @GILLESMT Of course I have a sense of humor. I am on this site aren’t I. LOL
Good one!!!!!
there are assholes everywhere.
Anybody ever stop to think that this is just a f***ing joke. Get over yourselves.
@kim
no way Kim he had to be going through milton west virginia lol
@G
i agree G its a joke yall gee its a card site hellooo . and its a cartoon cop oh wait thats what most real cops look like lol
@kim BITE ME!
It had a little giggle to it , but I do take our Law Enforcement seriously,Well. in most town’s , just not mine .