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Rectum Deodorant

October 14th, 2009

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

“I’m sorry”, says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any”

‘But I always buy it here,” says the blonde.

“Do you have the container that it came in?” asks the pharmacist

“YES”, said the blonde, “I’ll go home and get it.”

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant”

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, “TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.”

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  1. naa
    October 14th, 2009 at 12:32 | #1

    lmao, omg, this is soo funny. bottom power!!!!! shegeeee.

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  2. Monica
    October 14th, 2009 at 23:15 | #2

    Imagine if u were the pharmacist!!! Lmao

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  3. Jeremiah
    October 14th, 2009 at 23:35 | #3

    this is so hilarious i almost fell off my chair… lmao

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  4. Jean
    October 14th, 2009 at 23:50 | #4

    OUCH!!!!

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  5. jelly bean
    October 15th, 2009 at 00:03 | #5

    Wonder if it guarantees fresh smelling f–ts? lol

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  6. sally
    October 15th, 2009 at 03:38 | #6

    I’m so bored with old jokes being recycled and recycled and recycled in perpetuity

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  7. meza
    October 15th, 2009 at 06:32 | #7

    Recycled, Regurgitated, Renovated, Remodeled, Reconstituted, Reinstated.
    RRRRRRRRRRRR you say…..Twice or Thrice or most oft times Removed to Remind us that things can quite oft come back to bite us on the Rear- end with something Remembered pleasant or not so pleasant Recognizance of HMMMMM I seem to Recall that from somewhere before……… :D

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  8. Nancy
    October 15th, 2009 at 06:45 | #8

    This is about the second time i have received this joke….illietrates should learn to ask “how to use something before concluding… :)

    but it’s Humorous if u ask me anyway.

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  9. shorty
    October 15th, 2009 at 11:53 | #9

    Think thats funny the pharmacist was also blond and tryed to help her put it in. ha.

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  10. denversong
    October 17th, 2009 at 04:31 | #10

    “illietrates”???—-sorry

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  11. Rita
    October 18th, 2009 at 15:02 | #11

    @naa
    U a ghanaian?

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  12. naa
    October 21st, 2009 at 07:29 | #12

    @Rita
    yep Rita. i am.

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  13. flo
    November 2nd, 2009 at 08:04 | #13

    this is cool its funny how simple instruction can be misconstrue

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  14. kelley
    November 2nd, 2009 at 09:29 | #14

    lol@ Denversong… and a small chorkle

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