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Rare Condition

October 15th, 2009

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn’t sure he saw what she did and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can’t believe that he’s seeing what he’s seeing.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.

The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, “Three times you’ve sneezed and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?”

The woman replies, ” I am sorry to have disturbed you. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”

The man, now feeling badly, says, “Oh, I’m sorry. What are you taking for it?”

The woman looks at him and says, “Pepper.”

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  1. Christa
    October 15th, 2009 at 12:20 | #1

    LMAO this is funny

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  2. Oyeejee
    October 15th, 2009 at 12:39 | #2

    I don’t get it… lol
    Can someone plz explain?

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  3. Darlene
    October 15th, 2009 at 12:45 | #3

    Oyeejee…Duh pepper makes you sneeze. Where you live? In the jungle?

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  4. Kendra
    October 15th, 2009 at 13:59 | #4

    i get that it makes u sneez but idk i still am lost. :(

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  5. Kittyluvr
    October 15th, 2009 at 14:10 | #5

    She likes having the orgasms, so she takes the pepper to make her sneeze so she gets one. Is that easier to understand?

    A joke is no longer funny when you have to explain it.

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  6. Rod
    October 15th, 2009 at 14:35 | #6

    Maybe Kendra is not old enough to know what an orgasm is

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  7. yemi
    October 15th, 2009 at 16:37 | #7

    and you think this is funny?

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  8. anabelle
    October 15th, 2009 at 18:03 | #8

    only a few understands because its a ‘RARE CONDITION’ lol

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  9. okosisi abagana
    October 15th, 2009 at 19:47 | #9

    a rare condition indeed, dats funny.

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  10. she
    October 15th, 2009 at 20:48 | #10

    wahahaha smart woman

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  11. Darlene
    October 16th, 2009 at 01:41 | #11

    If kendra isn’t old enough to know what an orgasm is, maybe she needs to go on the kiddie site!

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  12. corazon
    October 16th, 2009 at 07:44 | #12

    walalalaaaalah! that one is a lesbian she needs a husband

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  13. meza
    October 16th, 2009 at 08:48 | #13

    It is a lot better when 2 can play the game

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  14. Elma
    October 16th, 2009 at 10:23 | #14

    Mayb I should try it lol am not dumb LMAO

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  15. Chris
    October 16th, 2009 at 17:01 | #15

    What are ya retarded. She wants an orgasm so she sniffs pepper to make her sneeze… @Oyeejee

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  16. player
    October 16th, 2009 at 18:28 | #16

    Oh dear me. These fat old american women really love these sad joke sites :-(

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  17. Jean
    October 16th, 2009 at 18:43 | #17

    If these fat old american women and jokes turn you off why are you reading them?

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  18. don
    October 16th, 2009 at 19:33 | #18

    @Oyeejee
    Pepper makes you sneeze.

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  19. charlie
    October 16th, 2009 at 20:06 | #19

    O.K.

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  20. makavore
    October 17th, 2009 at 03:59 | #20

    Some pepper can induce two to four sneezes at a go. Recommended so she gets not one, but two to four orgasms in a row. Should take her to cloud nine!

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  21. deathqueen38
    October 18th, 2009 at 00:06 | #21

    geez why cant that happen to me

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  22. simple
    October 20th, 2009 at 06:00 | #22

    really! maybe i shud try it….

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  23. ron
    October 28th, 2009 at 10:39 | #23

    I like fat old american women Jean. Is that what you are

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  24. Jean
    October 28th, 2009 at 12:15 | #24

    @RON NO! So don’t go chasing after me OK? ROFL

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  25. tnt
    November 4th, 2009 at 09:30 | #25

    10

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  26. God is dead
    November 10th, 2009 at 02:33 | #26

    Player = fail
    @player

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  27. ….
    February 14th, 2010 at 03:28 | #27

    sorry but i think american women are rather sexy
    i mean ,
    megan fox is american
    sooo you can suck it jean(:
    i bet you’re actually a hairy firecrotch anyways

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  28. Jean
    February 14th, 2010 at 13:40 | #28

    @…. What is your problem? I said nothing to get back a remark like that! You are SICK!!!!!

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  29. rebeckah!!
    February 17th, 2010 at 04:25 | #29

    LOL!! made my day!! haha….

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