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Pregnant Blonde

November 6th, 2009

Bambi, a buxom blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.

When Bambi said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”

He said, “Great, tell me what you’re so happy about!”

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!

He was ecstatic! They had been trying for awhile. He kissed her and told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!”

Then, she said, “Oh, honey, there’s more!”

He asked, “What do you mean, ‘more’?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.

She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to pharmacy and bought the twin pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!”

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  1. lovey
    November 6th, 2009 at 18:24 | #1

    ninny

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  2. Sharon
    November 6th, 2009 at 18:33 | #2

    Dumb blonde

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  3. lip
    November 6th, 2009 at 18:43 | #3

    joke

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  4. nancy
    November 6th, 2009 at 18:58 | #4

    thats about right.

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  5. Raye
    November 6th, 2009 at 19:41 | #5

    Smart gal.

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  6. Kittyluvr
    November 6th, 2009 at 20:52 | #6

    hahahaha, I know of a girl who is just like that, she even asked me if both tests came back positive if she was having 2 of them. hehehe. I love it.

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  7. Jean
    November 6th, 2009 at 21:01 | #7

    you have got to be kidding! LOL

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  8. John
    November 7th, 2009 at 02:01 | #8

    Par for the course. Only a blonde could come up with something like that. It is a good blonde joke.

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  9. meza
    November 7th, 2009 at 04:54 | #9

    D’oh might confuse a few gals not just blonde’s………..

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  10. charlie
    November 7th, 2009 at 20:38 | #10

    thats really scary but funnhy

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  11. she
    November 8th, 2009 at 23:13 | #11

    so good that i’m not blonde hahahahaha

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  12. Adewunmi
    November 9th, 2009 at 06:35 | #12

    Whao!!! I love this, its amazing.

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  13. Brit
    November 9th, 2009 at 11:09 | #13

    hahahaha par of course its a good thing que soy mexican that is so funny hahahahaha

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