Preacher Goes Hunting
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn’t move. “Oh, Lord,” the preacher prayed, “I’m so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish…please make a Christian out of that bear that’s coming at me. Please, Lord!”
That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher’s feet. “Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive….”
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enjoy!!
GREAT , LOVE THIS ONE , I RATE IT A BIG OLD FAT 10
i like this one at least he prays before the meals.
ohhh first time i heard a bear becoming a christian hahahahaha
its a very nice parable. tells us how important it is to consider the Almighty God before our daily activities.
Ha ha ha bear becomes cristian but also eat it’s meal:d
@fifi
yup u r right bro
thats funny
yeah funny but with a great lesson!. The Lord knows our needs, but is always wise to let Him have the first place in our lives! may God help us all to trust in Him at all times!
I think that preacher should’ve prayed for 2 things ,The healling of his legs anda safe Deliverance back to his church. I would have!
I have seen this joke reworded several different ways, I like this one the best of any of them. It is a very good joke that is both funny and also shows what happens when we do not follow what is upright and moral.
This day and age we need more MORAL behavior.
Haven’t laughed so hard in a few weeks LOL
@Juliet
AND KEEP HIS COMMANDMENT—-
this is to help us know that GOD is always first in all that we do
Most times we think we suffer because we have sinned whereas all we need to do is call upon the name of the Lord and He will deliver us. Nice one!
lol 10/10
Between everything and God always remember to put God first
Between everything and God always remember to put God first
Rating:5/5
Nice one