Politically Correct About Women
1. She is not a Babe or a Chick – She is a Breasted American.
2. She is not a Screamer or Moaner – She is Vocally Appreciative.
3. She is not Easy – She is Horizontally Accessible.
4. She does not Tease or Flirt – She engages in Artificial Stimulation.
5. She is not Dumb – She is a Detour Off The Information Superhighway.
6. She has not Been Around – She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion.
7. She does not Get You Excited – She causes Temporary Blood Displacement.
8. She is not Kinky – She is a Creative Caretaker.
9. She does not have a Killer Body – She is Terminally Attactive.
10. She is not an Airhead – She is Reality Impaired.
11. She does not get Drunk or Tipsy – She gets Chemically Inconvenienced.
12. She is not Horny – She is Sexually Focused.
13. She does not have Breast Implants – She is Medically Enhanced.
14. She does not Nag You – She becomes Verbally Repetitive.
15. She is not a Slut – She is Sexually Extroverted.
16. She does not have Major League Hooters – She is Pectorally Superior.
17. She is not a Two Bit Whore – She is a Low Cost Provider.
Comments
10 comments
its meaninga are the opposite…doesn’t sound funny. the NOT shouldn’t have been there
@she
NO, you are sooo wrong
i am right…when you say politically correct, that means that you say something in a diplomatic way. say for example, you want to say “she is a slut”…that is quite offensive so you say instead that “she is sexually extroverted”….gets?
Either way we see it it dosent matter.It could e true or not.The truth is get a smile.My own interpretation
oooooops sorry aout the missing letters
it means the opposite, u are soooooooo wrong
thats one way to look at it i think who make up this crap???
i wouldn’t mind being called big breassted lamo
@Meanie thats becuase ur boobs are huge i would definately mind cuz i know that whoever told me i was big breasted was lying… not that i wouldnt mind having big boobs…
Oh BOY