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Please Show Your I.D.

June 3rd, 2009

robber

The following supposedly a true story.

This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said “Because I don’t believe you are over 21.”

The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give the scotch to him because he didn’t believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.

The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot.

The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off of the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

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  1. mrscheese
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:41 | #1

    That guy must have been from Ft Wayne IN

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  2. Nikhil
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:49 | #2

    Ow the cashier is very smart hahaha,but i don’t think that i can be happen in reality ,the robbers are not such stupid in real

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  3. exdemo
    June 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 | #3

    Just another black robber

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  4. cster
    June 3rd, 2009 at 13:13 | #4

    exdemo is just a racist, comment is most uncalled for.

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  5. Kittyluvr
    June 3rd, 2009 at 13:35 | #5

    @Nikhil

    UUmm, ya, robbers can be that stupid, and even more so. that’s just too cool.

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  6. Shirley Denise Griffiths
    June 3rd, 2009 at 14:04 | #6

    WOW; I guess that’s at lease 1 way to catch a robber.

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  7. kk
    June 3rd, 2009 at 14:46 | #7

    IM BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDC IF U R BUT U STILL HAVE NO! RITE TO TALK BOUT BLACK!!!!!!!!! IDIOT!@exdemo

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  8. CEE
    June 3rd, 2009 at 16:12 | #8

    exdemo!!! you have no right to say those things! think what you want to think but dont say them out loud. think of all the colored people you just hurt! you owe them an apology! especially kk.

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  9. intoxy
    June 3rd, 2009 at 16:12 | #9

    I HATE THAT RACIST IDIOT WHO IS TRYING TO ABUSE BLACKS.SHAME ON YOU.GROW UP AND GET OUT OF YOUR CHILDISH SHELL

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  10. socerchika
    June 3rd, 2009 at 16:52 | #10

    LOLZ THAT FUNNY I THINK????????? @exdemo Its not rite to talk to talk or say things like that. Im not black but i goto a school were 98% of it is black and they are AWSOME ppl. also my aunt is black to so NEXT TIME pick ur words more carefully

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  11. Savanah
    June 3rd, 2009 at 17:18 | #11

    does anyone know how to contact the adim & report someone??? im sik of exdemo coz i usually read these out to an elderly neighbour every morning and his favourite parts are usually the comments. He is black and he was extremely upset when i said id skip some of them because they are rascist.

    Now please leave them alone, they’ve done nothing wrong you bastard

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  12. Savanah
    June 3rd, 2009 at 17:19 | #12

    soz misspelt this

    does anyone know how to contact the admin & report someone??? im sik of exdemo coz i usually read these out to an elderly neighbour every morning and his favourite parts are usually the comments. He is black and he was extremely upset when i said id skip some of them because they are rascist.

    Now please leave them alone, they’ve done nothing wrong you bastard

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  13. laurie
    June 3rd, 2009 at 20:39 | #13

    its not a joke anymore…its racial discrimenation to say such a word here in comments….like everywhere there are angel and devil always regardless of skin color …so no one should point a finger to anyone because he happen to be a dark colored skin guy,,….im asian and i dont like the comments either from exdermo….

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  14. saitta
    June 3rd, 2009 at 22:14 | #14

    Exdermo, you are a total idiot, skin color shouldn’t classify anyone. Especially in this day & age.
    I am a white senior citizen & I truly hope that your comment does not give the impression of being a typical “white response”, cause it isn’t!!!!!
    Shame on you, it’s people like you, prejudiced & bias, that cause wars. May God forgive you for your totally thoughtless remark!!!!!!

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  15. Becky
    June 3rd, 2009 at 23:21 | #15

    People – Remember that there is only 1 judge and jury. So – when the idiot exdermo thinks he’s going to stand in front of God and thinks he’s going to get thru the Gates of Heaven – THINK AGAIN. The down button was pushed for exdermo as soon as he started to talk trash. The only thing we can do is turn our backs to people like this one.

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  16. pz
    June 4th, 2009 at 05:47 | #16

    exdermo or what is his name is living in the past. i support sananah that admin should be contacted. black or white, we hav to answer the lords call. why not talk trash about that

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  17. Dorry
    June 4th, 2009 at 08:19 | #17

    lol

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  18. pat
    June 4th, 2009 at 09:14 | #18

    exdeme, listen and listen well, if you dont you any comment,pls never come to this site again. if i may ask you, what is black? is black not from God?.thks

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  19. Det
    June 4th, 2009 at 09:21 | #19

    You all are making a really big deal out of this. Probably the exact thing that EXDEMO was hoping for!!

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  20. rs
    June 4th, 2009 at 09:26 | #20

    @kk
    yes, it could have been anybody. dont pick on the colored!!

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  21. nick duffor
    June 4th, 2009 at 12:34 | #21

    the World goes around and around , the planet Earth has been here for billions of years and we are here only for a brief moment in time so why can’t we( Try), To act responsible for our actions and words , as not to hurt any more than has been done, Can’t we get along , and if not Why ? I love Every one of you, Crazy, Sane , or What ever , I think the whole story is about robber which I think is the whole story, here, Who likes these people not me , i hate them and think they should be shot but who am i , Thiefs are so much trouble that they should have a finger cut off after every robbery they commit,when they havent any more fingers than the toes , What do you really think about this solution ?

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  22. Bert
    June 4th, 2009 at 22:48 | #22

    Nick you really need to learn how to use punctuation. That was one of the most inane comments I have ever read. Your post rivals the comments on Youtube videos.@nick duffor

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  23. Seamus
    June 4th, 2009 at 23:07 | #23

    Quoting CEE:

    exdemo!!! you have no right to say those things! think what you want to think but dont say them out loud. think of all the colored people you just hurt! you owe them an apology! especially kk.

    haha, think of all the black people you just offended by calling them “colored”.

    nonce.

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  24. JJ
    June 4th, 2009 at 23:09 | #24

    Do any of you know how hard it is to read your comments when you spell your words like a 5 year old? It is very hard to take ANY of you seriously.

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  25. Riko
    June 4th, 2009 at 23:25 | #25

    @exdemo, hahaha thought that was kinda funny. Not a racist person but sterotypes need to be laughed at every now and again because if there was no truth to the statement it would hold no weight.

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  26. lara
    June 5th, 2009 at 10:42 | #26

    MUMU MAN VERY STUPID

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  27. stevieJ.
    June 5th, 2009 at 22:02 | #27

    A. Haha this is very funny, and yes some thieves are that stupid; B. Exdemos comment was unneccesary and unwanted I agree, but if you truely know that you’re right and he’s wrong then that’s all there is to it. Let him get what he deserves when judgement day comes. Besides, he probably said that to see how people would react to it and is probably laughing right now.

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  28. Placid
    June 7th, 2009 at 09:29 | #28

    Reading through the comments, I almost forgot what the story was. Exdemo did not finish his comment, it should have read ‘ a black robber and a smart white clerk. Pray for him, I am proud to be a black man. I am hard baked, just like my uncle OBAMA. God bless the BLACK RACE. It is a dream cme TRUE

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  29. Lisa
    June 7th, 2009 at 23:40 | #29

    God made all kinds of people. We are living in Gods world. Show some respect for others,if you know how to!!!

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  30. charlie
    June 8th, 2009 at 18:19 | #30

    dumb ass and who had the shotgun?

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  31. Jeremy
    June 8th, 2009 at 22:56 | #31

    Man, this whole forum is filled with idiots. Most of you can’t spell to save your lives. You can’t call one person an idiot for being a racist and then not be able to spell anything because you look like an idiot for another reason.

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  32. karl
    June 10th, 2009 at 03:24 | #32

    @exdemo It is a nice thing that both blacks and whites stood up to give the fool exdemo the bashing he deserves. he sound like a loner desiring of attention irrespective of how he gets it.

    it is sad that he has taken the joy out of this joke as we are not able to read those crazy comments that usually spice up these jokes.

    maybe next time we should pretend that people like him don’t exist as that would just ruin our jokes for us

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  33. Juliet
    June 11th, 2009 at 07:59 | #33

    Well, i just think he lacks understanding! Be it Black or White, we are all precious in the eyes of the Lord and He alone reserves the right to call one good or bad! What an unfortunate mind set he has!

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  34. matiltom_85
    June 11th, 2009 at 15:02 | #34

    @exdemo- if brains were money,you’ll definitely need a huge loan to buy a cup of coffee…moron…you should know that what you said was outta line,twas not necessary at all…. mumu!!

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  35. Fred
    June 14th, 2009 at 12:19 | #35

    Its a free country people can say whatever they want

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  36. CEE
    June 17th, 2009 at 15:57 | #36

    Seemus: Just bc i said “colored” doesnt mean i offended anyone! black is a color, so is white. so i didnt offend anyone by saying that. GROW UP!

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  37. im black and proud
    June 17th, 2009 at 18:56 | #37

    @exdemo u sir r indeed a f***in racist ass idiot who has no self respect for others, not even ur mother and dats a damn shame dat she dnt lik u. u wanna no how i no? CUZ I f***D HA LAST NITE ND SHE SAID IM UR DADDY b****!!!!!!!

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  38. Jared
    June 25th, 2009 at 16:37 | #38

    Black people don’t drink scotch

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