Over 60 Perspective
Sent over by a buddy who’s definitely over 60.
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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement or shed; when you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
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Q: Where can men or women over the age of 60 find young, sexy members of the opposite sex who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore — under fiction.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, make sure you’re not wearing your glasses.
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Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not the problem, retrieving it is the problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually only in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “Hey! I remember these!”
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Q: What is a 60+ year old’s most frequent thought when going from one room to another?
A: “What did I come here for?”
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Q: What is the most effective form of birth control for people 60 and over?
A: Nudity.
Comments
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Q: Why are walking sticks so hard to find?
A: because as soon as you put them down or hanging somewhere they blend in with the rest of your old antique wooden furniture…..
Dur!!!! if i had a dollar for every time i forgot where i put my walking stick i would be able to take that Luxury Cruise they keep advertising on the Tv……
Q. I wanted you to jot down the list of things to be done on a specific day or in the next few days, as you tend to forget them
A. First of all, I must remember that I have to list things, and even if I do, I will forget where I kept that paper.
HO DEAR I HAVE TO TRY A BOOKSTORE UNDER FICTION HA HA HA HA
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