Old is When…
Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
A young babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“Getting a little action” means, “I don’t need to take any fiber today.”
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
An “all nighter” means not getting up to go use the bathroom!
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
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4 everything, there is a time, time to be young and time to be old.
i m 27now and sometime in d future will get to 70, its a different condition alltogether thats life cycle 4 you.
I was taught that the only things that get old are money and clothes…LMAO
@okosisi abagana
Some of us “OLD” folks are forever young. Conditions never change, there is always hopes, dreams and the sun rises and sets.
@Ernestine
No, no, no. There are old friends and old memories that are forever.
@Katie I so agree with you which means of course that I am not young anymore either.
When someone ask how old I am, I say: A bit older than yesterday – a bit younger than tomorrow.
Love your answer Lloyd. May I use it sometimes? Katie, when I wake up in the morning I always say, ‘Good Morning Lord and everyone’.
I too like you answer Lloyd. We can’t help getting older, but we don’t have to get old. Thank the Lord for each birthday he grants me, and the good health I have at 71.
I too am older but feel the same as I did at 30. itry to be nice to everyone . keep a posative attitute. wear my high heel color my hair and put on perfume.lol
Well if everyone is going to fess up so will I. I have two children,five grandchildren and five great grandchildren and I am so glad they all live close enough to me to visit a lot. I too wear heels and color my hair and use perfume live in blue jeans and weigh 130 lbs. I was a grandma at 39 and a widow at 44 so all my life has not been a bed of roses but I thank God that I am able to play tag and make cookies and I painted the inside of my house last month after helping my husband paint the outside which he and I did by ourselves. Thank you Lord for your mercy and blessings. Yes, I too am 71.
Good for you Jean we are on the same page weigh the same. I have 9 grandchildren. two greats. only live close to two of them . it is great. I just thank the Lord i can still do all the things i am used to doing. blessings to you.
well i see some of these creeping into our lives
well its all in our minds
I TOO HAVE @ GRAND CHILDRENS,7 GREAT GRANDCHILDENS I AM 82 feel 50 I play with my great grand-childrens,hide and go seek, and play cars with them , they just loved to death,People says I don’t look my age,and I don’t feel my age, I had breat cancer 5 yrs ago,and broke my hip 3 yrs ago.and I am still kicking up my heels,I am doing great Praise the Lord,If it wasn’t for the Lord,I wouldn’t be here today,for he healed me of cancer and my my hip,,,
I am only 23 but I just wanted to say to everyone who thanked God that I am happy to know there are still people who praise our Lord! I can’t remember who told me to them age is just a number which is true. I love older people because they are so full of knowledge, wisdom, and understanding. God bless you all
God bless you all.
I am also glad a lot of you are thankful to the Lord for keeping you through all.
Goober, keep on respecting and loving the elderly. I also find they have lots of wise counsel.
I think I feel the same as Lloyd here even though I don’t know his age.
As long as one keeps your brain active and get in enough suitable exercise there is no reason on earth why one should even bother about age. I am still active in my business and love Facebook and keeping in touch with all the grand nephews and nieces since they are scattered all over the world! I also have two grand children – one of whom lives with me (15yrs) and one of 16yrs who lives a bit far away and whom I don’t get to see all that often but I am satisfied and thank God every day for all my Blessings.
So glad that Gods mercies is considered in everything cos everything could be worse….
I too feeel like Loyd, You are never too old too begin feeling god’s blessing and living your dream. I am only 34 years young with a few physical challenges, but none of that is going to keep me from my dream of starting college to be a medical assistant and start living my dream. first day of class 9/22/09. I too have had a very rocky past but my lord and savior has delivered me through that to fulfill his destiny of helping others. So please consider yourself bit younger than tommorow.GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!!!!
Thank you Chastity for the encouraging words. Bless you
I AM 18 AND DONT FEEL TOO OLD YET I THANK GOOD FOR EACH NEW DAY .I AGREE WITH DAN,AND GOOBER.
GLORY BE TO GOD, We are all happy with the simple treat of nature.
I am 22 and feel old coz my hair is falling already and am not even married yet. Whew! but I thank God for how far He’s led me and how far He’ll lead me
Age is a have to do, But growing up is up to us. I am not going to grow up, I will get wiser. God willing I get to be aged 100.