Nude Gardening
August 13th, 2009
A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she’s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says,”Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?”
Her neighbor replies,”Well, it may sound absurd but here’s what to do. Tonight there’s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they’ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they’ll all be red, you’ll see.”
She says Well, what the heck it can’t hurt to try it.
Next day her neighbor asks how it worked.
“So-so,” she answers. “The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.”
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Very funny! hope the cucumbers were firm.
Naughty…but funny…A good laugh for today.
in that case all females would be gardening
it is ready to eat for her you no it
Great one.
lol … thats funny
@CHARLIE Not True!
thats the kind of growth to make a girl smile;)
extremly funnny!i can imagine how she looked forward for the mornig come, to see her tomatoes ripe,shame!!!
Hell! I’d be happy to have been a tomato in that garden! Hahahahahahaha.
…………FUNNY………
makes the readers’ day great!!!!!!
i wish i were their too to see how the cucumber grew longer he he he
Does it leave much to hold on to? How’s the Zucinni?
d tomatoes re blind but gud for d cucumber,dey sure knows wat is rite
This joke is kinda dumb. I never get it.
can’t beat those odds.
funny thing Erica is when the tomato was asleep while cucumber doing his thing,,, hehehehe