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Not My Drink!

July 9th, 2009

There’s this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.”

“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it  was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison…”

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  1. charlie
    July 15th, 2009 at 14:05 | #1

    poor guy hope he had life insurance.and it just not worth drinking
    after others.

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  2. she
    July 17th, 2009 at 14:09 | #2

    hahahaha serves him right

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  3. A qua marine
    July 17th, 2009 at 16:17 | #3

    good for him…he deserves it…..hahaha…..lesson learned!!!!

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  4. memyselfni
    July 17th, 2009 at 21:16 | #4

    lol

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  5. marcel
    July 18th, 2009 at 01:10 | #5

    OMG

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  6. frankiepoo
    July 18th, 2009 at 02:19 | #6

    thats the way bullies should end up, rate it a 10

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  7. Elma
    July 18th, 2009 at 05:39 | #7

    Good for the bully!

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  8. Chidi Ohaegbu
    July 20th, 2009 at 04:36 | #8

    That’s it. When he gets 2 Heaven(or hell? ),he will spread d gospel of courtesy.

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  9. annie
    July 20th, 2009 at 08:10 | #9

    poor guy hope he learnt his lesson

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  10. deeniepoo15
    July 20th, 2009 at 11:59 | #10

    crazy sad ( for both guys!)! :`/

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  11. Ching
    July 22nd, 2009 at 00:29 | #11

    i dont think the truck driver was really a bully or he wouldnt have apologized for drinking the guys drink… err poison lol

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  12. GULROO
    July 22nd, 2009 at 01:23 | #12

    NO COMMENTS !!!! HAHAHAH

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  13. ROSITA
    July 30th, 2009 at 07:48 | #13

    BE CIVIL.

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  14. cathie
    August 6th, 2009 at 13:23 | #14

    Wawu wawu.this is really interesting but funny on the other side.the other man at the bar deserves it coz that is being sturbon not respecting peoples property.

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