New Taxi Driver
Posted on Jun 28, 2010 in Jokes
A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window.
The startled passenger said “I didn’t mean to frighten you, I just wanted to ask you something.”
The taxi driver says “It’s not your fault sir. It’s my first day as a cab driver…
I’ve been driving a hearse for the past 25 years.”
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Old joke
might be an old joke–but it was funny
i dont get it
@kaci
USUALLY THERE ISN’T ANYONE BEHIND YOU IN A HEARSE BUT DEAD PEOPLE..GEEEE
the guy drove a hearse for 25 years, obviously he is not accustomed to any passenger touching him from the back. He is not yet used to his new post.
hum
Sorry, i dont get it.
Adewunmi. Sorry, U are from which planet. It’s an old joke in which the man thot he’s being tapped by a ghost or a corpse.
@ Jewel – Neither Adewunmi nor Kaci got d joke n trust me, a simple explanation would do nicely without d jibe.
@ All – i think it’s hilarious
Very Funny…I love reading these daily jokes. Especially when it’s been a long day at work!
hahaha I have to admit that was a good one
It was funny the first 30 years. Not funny anymore.
not bad as a joke!!!!
Oh my Goooooooooooood! what a story…………ha ha haaaaaaaaa…….this is making my day!
old for some, new to some..’tis a joke for those who can read between the lines..nice..
Sure driver not ready for the final highway to nowhere
@ana am with you on this one lol
that’s a good one. had me laughing.
ufffff…….. tired of such jokes…..
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