Myths About Sexuality
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago”.
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really, ” he said, “what myths are those?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.”Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck.” Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.”
Comments
18 comments
Kind of stupid, but funny…
rate it a ten, but could be a little funnier
darling I hope you like this Ilove you very mush
And this is why I love my husband.
sounds funny but it is very much ok
Just Call me Tonto ha ha ,
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“tonto” means what? i still dont get the joke, not funny to me!!!!
Tonto is an Indian name.
Bob Hope’s brother…. No Hope
This shows how far a horny guy will go to get some nookie…lmao!!!
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha such a smart man
smart man
I think its funny but to a selected group who are familiar with the use of such names………….
Multicultural Jeff!! one would have to live in a vacuum not to know the ins and outs of it or are wearing blinkers
Tonto is notan Indian name and i dont get the joke .
@trishankamenon-Tonto was The Lone Ranger’s sidekick in the movies probably before you were born and he was an native american (indian). Oh and the lone Rangers horse was named Silver. HiOh Silver! Do you remember?