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Moods of the Sexes

March 23rd, 2009

Moods of a Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She’ll win you in range, enchant you in silk,
She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
At times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She’ll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

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Moods of a Man

Horny.

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