Mom Knows Best
Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful Michael’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Michael and his roommate and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Michael and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Michael volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just roommates.”
About a week later, Joanne came to Michael and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. “You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” Joanne said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.”
So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”
Several days later, Michael received a letter from his mother which read: “Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Joanne, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Joanne. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom”
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That’s a good one, don’t Lie to your MOTHER
TELL DADDY ANYTHING BUT TELL MAMMA THE TRUTH
mo, hw sweet
April 1st 2009 0310hr l| #4
can`t fool Mom
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mom has ways of getting at the truth, so best be honest with her.
Really funny, But she can’t catch me with my pants down.
Moms are created to know the dealing between their children,they can be quiet but they knows sees and hears,
think of this 9months in the tommy not a joke………….
Be open to everyone but with Mom dont covers anythings
oooooh how I miss my mom… hu hu hu
moms always got a way of knowing
@Femmy
FYI:Before you post your comments, please proof read them because your comment makes no sense at all. first of all it’s tUmmy(ONES STOMACH) not tOmmy(A PERSONS NAME)and you need to elaborate on the last line, it’s not clear of what you’re trying to say. (NO PUNT INTENDED)
MOTHERS HAVE THAT 6TH SENSE TO KNOW(WHEN,WHERE,WHAT,& HOW). ALSO, I REALLY LIKE THE WAY THIS MOTHER LET HER SON KNOW HE WAS LYING,(NOT TO HER BUT TO HIMSELF).
Children forget mothers were young too,we know all the ropes
Smart Mom, hehehe!!
mmh! thats perfect mum good keep up.
yes mama knows the a to z of thier children…after all what are we as mother for hehehehehe…..kids careful mommy are next to the creator the deliver u on earth….they can tell everything about u with out a battling an eyelash,….mommies are magicians
perfect mum and very smart:))
Mom knows best,so don’t lie to her because she will always prove it to you.I love that
REALLY MON KNOWS BEST!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
I think Mothere’s would make great lawyers!
wow unnecessary hasty conclusion
i wish my mom is physically around to intervern in what is happening in my relationship with rose, she would been d one to understand d streanght of our love but its all good because she is there spiritually cus d spiritual controls d physical, really mothers knows d best.