Men Bashing
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don’t have enough time)
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
WHY DON’T WOMEN HAVE MEN’S BRAINS?
(because they don’t have penises to put them in)
WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they’re intended for children, but men usually play with them)
WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
WHY IS A MAN’S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he’s coming or going)
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Men are silly
LOL-this is funny!
This is rather nasty! But True! LOL
@PAM Get botoxed? Nice
So well written (lol) and funny too ~!
yeah yeah yeah its funny but somes not ture lol
Funny, women enjoy all the benefits of modern life because men created them, yet see their ingratitude !
As I’ve said before, stop the man-bashing and they might start respecting women a little more.
Maybe gringos are like that but not all races.
makaisip nga para sa mga babae…
if men are rough copies why do women grow old faster and decays within a twinkle of eye, its because women are artificial beign and photocopies which can never be or last like d original copy ie men.
how is mastubating been sex with someone u love, i need good answer pls.
Women, oh women, what will you do without us men, even when we are not there to defend ourselves you think its ok to bash us to prop your sagging egos that sag like your aging breasts. Ride on and keep the bashing till you need the warm feel of a man at dawn.
Okosisi my brother, ask me oooo!! you can imagine that!
@Corina
very cute, but some r not sure. bcz I cant feel is it from a lady or a gent…. ??
@Gina
wht u need to be ooooooo. is it my touch or anything else /??? make u ooooooooooo.sis
@okosisi abagana
because men only love themselves
really
men are good for 2 things sex and more sex. when it comes to anything else do it yourself if you want it done right the first time! as to this JOKE you men take things much to seriously. and why do women decay faster????? we have to put up with you’re adolescent ways and do things WE ask you to do but you can’t be bothered getting off your azzes to do it!!! I mean LOOK in the mirror and maybe you’ll see that you’re not as ageless as you seem to think you are!
as to our egos? well guess what you men have egos the size of the middle east.
oh and OKOSISI ABAGANA men were created first so very true but WE WERE MADE TO BE YOUR PARTNER NOT YOUR F*CKING SLAVES YOU ABORIGINAL MORON! AND IF WE’RE SO ARTIFICIAL WHAT ARE YOU STICKING YOUR D*CK IN?????? A HOLE IN THE WALL?
HOORAH for MARIA!!!!
@Murli Nair ahahhahahhaha
men , must be good for something but i still can not find out what it is…………yawn
maria or watever ur sick name is, you are a f***ing bastard nd a vagabond to call your father a moron, why is it that u women are made out of us with one of our lib to be our partner and you women brought sufferness, disobedient, ingreat, nd so many harm to mankind and u guys have d guts to compare or content with men, if not for multiplication, lower animals like birds are better companion to men than sick women like u maria that make an atempt to insult her father if she know him…damm
George, if men only love themselves, what about women..do they hate themselves, try something better even though it a general sin, but why it works is what i dont know nd it need to be stoped with a soluction
an advice to every one, we dont have to insult people here, we just have to say our views, opinion, nd our mind towards d jokes nd not speaking like foolish maria nd jean dat is d proper moron that support bus***, we need to be more matured guys…
@ Jean-no botox darlin,good genes but thanks!
@Okosisi Abagana: U got it all wrong. Maria insulted u 1st, but u went gaga also, talking like a 4-yr old boy… What has her father to do with her opinion? In my opinion, the joke is on guys, so Maria didn’t get it. You are therefore, both immature. I rate it 9/10!
sorry guys…hahahaha