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Men Are Like…

July 9th, 2009

Men are like…..Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!

Men are like…..Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Men are like…..Blenders.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Men are like…..Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like…..Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like…..Commercials.
You can’t believe a word they say.

Men are like…..Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like…..Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like…..Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

Men are like…..Curling irons.
They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

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  1. toocoolsuziq
    July 10th, 2009 at 20:44 | #1

    this is the blue print of the mail race

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  2. charlie
    July 11th, 2009 at 13:22 | #2

    i like this list a whole lot better than the other one i read
    but it seems true in lot of ways

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  3. jane
    July 12th, 2009 at 05:25 | #3

    I LIKE THIS JOKE…ACTUALLY IT IS NOT A JOKE FOR ME…IT IS ACTUALLY VERY TRUE ! !!!!!!!

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  4. she
    July 12th, 2009 at 08:11 | #4

    right on….hahahahaha

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  5. violly
    July 13th, 2009 at 05:03 | #5

    Man you’ve got it right from the top
    So much true in alot of ways.It’s
    a big ha ha ha for all the men and for
    the women it’s a hurray.I’ll give it
    a five star .

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  6. frito
    July 14th, 2009 at 12:36 | #6

    what does the postal service have to do with this?

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  7. Ademos
    July 31st, 2009 at 13:21 | #7

    Why do U have to ridicule men this much? Well, I agree with U its nothing short of true.

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