Meet You in Heaven
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello” “How are you! We’ve been waiting for you!” “Good to see you”.
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him “This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?”
“You have to spell a word”, Saint Peter told her.
“Which word?”, the woman asked.
“Love.”
The woman correctly spelled “Love” and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
“I’m surprised to see you,” the woman said. “How have you been?” “Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died,” her husband told her. “I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?”
“You have to spell a word”, the woman told him.
“Which word?”, her husband asked.
“Czechoslovakia.”
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haha thats so funny.
Excellent, funny, clean joke! I’ll pass this one on!
THAT WAS A GREAT JOKE! I’LL HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH OTHERS EVEN MY PASTER.
EVERYBODY HAVE A BLESSED DAY. LAUGH, LOVE AND ENJOY!
LENA BELLE
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Haa haaaa haaaaa! this is definitely a great joke, cheers to the one who sent it
I love it.
Very funny.
I think Noah first told that joke !
MHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS FUNNY
oh my this is so funny hahahaha
That was pretty funny…I don’t blame the wife! Good joke!
Damn women are vindictive even in heaven
SUPER…I LOVE THIS LADYS QUICK THINKING TO KEEP HIM OUT OF HEAVEN!!
good.. she didn’t want him in heaven hehehe…
and do i say………
hahahahaha with my luck it would backfire really bad…………
good joke. am sharing this with my family, hahahahahaha, very funny
Good joke. Love it. My husband is there I hope he will let me spell ‘Love’
tops
I LOVE IT,HAS ACTUALLY CHANGED MY MOOD.I’LL LOVE TO SHARE IT WITH MY COLLEAGUES.
a good one hahahaha
@Longknife
damn straight. we cant win
Its fantastic. Will serve as good learning material for married couples and rib cracking joke for all ocassions. well done.
youre single arent you@Longknife
See what we guys have to deal with!!!!! HeHee. Merry Christmas to all. Guys’ we don’t have that worry Thank-GOD. Jim:
lol, funny
yah this excellent i already sent it to ma friend before i read it
One can’t expect him to live a misable life bcuz she died. She’s just being heartless as most woman who think joy should only be in their favor. Nice one though..:ehehehehe
She should have told him to spell “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.”
Yes, it’s a word.
Yes, but, what does it mean friend? Do you know? The Redfox is sly, but, is he smart too?
Hey RedFox8 what does the word mean? Let alone spell it. This was a great joke. I was trying to think before I finished reading the entire answer, what would I say to my husband, now I know!!!! lol Made my day.
funny indeed, it’s a test to the husband, she doesn’t want him there..
Lola, you let me down. I was depending on you to say it wasn’t a funny joke.
PS – Is the barrel empty, having to recycle from 2009?
Sorry Ruby. But I did think this was a funny joke. Lucky knowing how to spell the country, then with THEREDFOX8 comment word, I found that even funnier. Sometimes Ruby we have to lighten up, today/yesterday was my day. Have a great day! Smile, lift up your heart and be joyful, happiness is contagious.
I am usually pretty light, Miss Lola, as I do know it is just as easy to get glad as it is to get sad. Actually, did enjoy the new word. Found out it was coined in 1935 by the president of the National Puzzler’s League to be the longest word in the English language. It is a type of lung disease.
Thank you We have learned something new today and progress rolls right along for us who wanted to know…..
See wetin womam they do man, Apostle Peter ask am simple question “spell Love”, She asked her Husband strong question whey he no go fet answer.
Ruby, thank you for taking the time out of your schedule in looking up the word and meaning of it. I love learning something new everyday, and today you made my day. Interestingly enough, I’m wondering if when doctor’s study for their exams if this word is included in the test, either for spelling it or knowing what it means. What do you think?
That’s a good question, Lola. My guess is prob not; however, I feel sure they are familiar with the term silicosis which also means lung disease.